I have a short memory span, and I felt a need to put this out there, Now.
I was getting ready to fix dinner. I opened the fridge looking for my eggs. I picked up eggs and I thought to myself "I hope the eggs are still good" and then I looked at the expiration date and yes my eggs had not expired. As I was closing the door I heard an evil, wicked laughing sound in my head. I stopped and I thought who is that in my head with her evil laugh. I listened closely and I recognized the familiar evil laugh. I then said Oh evil one with the wicked laugh why are you laughing at me now. Then I looked down at the eggs in my hand and then I remember thinking about my eggs still being good and they hadn't expired. The wicked She Devil only laughed that much louder. I need not mention any names but the She Devil knows who she is, laughing in my head.
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maybe heard me snickering too?
You are as bad as she is, ya know i heard of a woman who had a baby in her sixties so my eggs just might still be kickin. First she wasn't crazy about me callin her a She Devil..but then she decided she liked the title. I felt it was fitting. Looks like she isn't the only one around. 8-)))))
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