Took off on my donkey, thank goodness it didn't rain. Met Wolf and Gnome1 at the dive. Wolf and Gnome1 did there usual play offs while I rested and watched the other people at the Dive. 3 games done in record time, Wolf didn't waste time taking Gnome1 down. I knew we didn't have a chance to beat her this weekend. We gave it the old college try. Wolf first game, Gnomes 2ND game and Wolf took the championship. That's OK, we play for fun and we will take another beating, next weekend. Left Dive, dropped Wolf at home while I ran to local store to get fixins for Hamburgers. Got back with supplies, Annie was home circling wanting to know when burgers would be ready. I told her in about 15 minutes, I was getting the side things ready, on her way out of kitchen she asked about the box of brownies on the counter. I knew this was Annie's favorite chocolate and I had brought them to make for her, she doesn't miss anything. I immediately got out bowl, turned on oven and started them baking. Wolf cooks fantastic food on the grill and the burgers were delicious. Brownies were good, Annie's belly was full and she disappeared back into her room with a plate full. Saturday Wolf rehired me. A few weeks ago I went to work with her and she showed me how to change somethings on puters and she went off to do her thing. Well Monday I got fired. ONE little mistake, I logged off one of the puters instead of shutting down. OOPS!. She even told them at work I was fired. Fine! When she mentioned she had to go in Saturday and this time work on ALL puters, Well one would think Lucy would sit quietly and not say a word, NO! she has to jump up and down with both arms in the air..I'll Help...I'll Help. So off we go. Now this is a big factory and it is like a maze. Well to my brain cells it is and I kept getting lost. Did great in the front offices, Wolf showed me what she needed, even turned on one of the puters so that I could watch Molly the Owl. Wrote everything down for me and turned me loose. This was great, I'm in front office, it is well lit and nobody is lurking in the corners. Then she opens door and we go out into the factory, not well lit, huge, with offices running down one wall. Well I already figure at least I won't get lost since the offices are all together in a row. Go into the first well lit office and Wolf shows me what to do, and then tells me she will be on the other side of my safe and secure door and will be leaving me out there all Alone. I look threw the big glass window of this office and see the scary factory staring back at me, I knew then my heart was going to get a work out. I don't know if you have ever been in a big building all alone, but you hear every noise, every creek of the ceiling, you see every shadow that is moving and there is always footsteps and I know they are footsteps of Jason, and Freddie of Nightmare on Elm Street fame and they are out there with there razor sharp hands and hockey mask, lurking to grab me. She leaves me. Finish first office, poke my head out of door, don't see anyone, run to next office, Whew they didn't get me. Finish poke head out run to next and I make it into the safety of the well lit office. Finish make it to the next but then I noticed the next 3 offices the lights were off which meant I didn't have to do those and I looked all the way down to the end and saw the last one, way down there in a corner, not only did I have to face the next empty offices but an open space on my right and to my left was the HUGE factory, with tables and sewing machines and tall shelves full of fabric. Giving my predators plenty of places to hide. Finish poke head out, it looks safe, heart starts beating faster and I take off, make it past the three dark offices, I refuse to look to my left at the factory, coming to the opening to my right, I hear footsteps and I start talking and I think Wolf is there, get to opening and nobody is there, dart past opening and fall into office, I'm safe. Sit down and finish my job. Reality hits me that I have a long long way to go to get to my safe door. Dread hits me and I poke head out and my safe door looks like it is a mile away from me. Slowly I step one foot out into the factory, immediately Jas and Fred start moving, then I move body out into the opening, footsteps start, shadows are moving, noises coming from everywhere. I start off at a slow pace, trying to peer into the dark areas where I know they are waiting, then I see them, they are across the factory, going the same direction and pace and I know they are heading to my safe door. My feet pick up speed, and I keep saying "feet Don't fail me NOW!". I'm at a slow run, hand reaching for the door, heart racing, Fred and Jas are keeping up with me, hand reaches out and I feel the cold knob in my hand, I turn knob, throw open door, now my feet are going to fast and a fly by Wolf who is standing there with the WTF look on her face. I put my brakes on turn around and when I finally pulled myself together I realize she is holding her sides laughing. She heard me coming, and she figured I had scared myself, do you think she would have opened the door to make sure I was OK, when she heard my feet flying down through the factory, NOOOO, she just stood there laughing. I could have been killed, Freddie would have slashed me with his razor hands and Jason would have picked up whatever was near, like a sewing machine and beat me to death. I tell her I finished the offices, she says No there is two more out in the factory. She see the look on my face and says she will go with,I agree to go. We go out there which is a good thing she is with me because now Fred and Jas decide to hide and she doesn't see them. Good thing she went with me. One office is directly in the forbidden area, totally dark except a flicker of light and she leaves me to go on and take care of other puter. After my hands stop shaking and I pull my brain together I finished and then realized she wasn't back, do I get up and see if she is a bloody mess somewhere or sit quietly where I was at so that F & J didn't hear me. I stayed and in a few she came back to get me. She had the balls to still be laughing at me, but we had our project finished and I was able to leave the Big Scary Place.
Rest of day went good, had time alone, which I enjoy. We were still up at 2:00a.m. and she became possessed. She played Trivia at TGIF for about 15years. Almost every day of the week. She was in the top three of the Trivia Games. I don't know if you have seen the commercial where someone is talking to someone else and they ask them a question and the person starts spewing out all this information from looking up to many answers on Google or puter. Well, I would say something and she would come out with the chorus or refrain or whatever it is called from songs. Example: I said "Hope it will be sunny tomorrow" Wolf "You are my sunshine my only Sunshine". Me "He didn't care about her" Wolf "RESPECT", Me"he was the only one she loved" Wolf "the only boy that could ever please her, was the sun of a preacher man" ETC,ETC,ETC. I know this was something you had to be there, but it was unbelievable how she could remember all of these songs and this went on till we went to bed at 3:30, I laid there trying not to talk, and we all know that is impossible for Lucy, because this continued and I couldn't find the off button, and I couldn't stop laughing and unfortunately I couldn't stop talking. Finally we both were exhausted and fell asleep.
OK, I guess I'm finished with the weekend. Sis is waiting for me to have lunch. Everyone have a Great Day.
Monday, March 29, 2010
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2 comments:
u are goofy..
i would have liked to have been a fly on the wall while that was going on..
I'm Goofy...I have not ran through the corn fields buck neked, or told someone they have little dicks. lol I think we both have good imaginations, sometimes that is what helps to keep me sane.
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